About Us

Dick Robert Grey is a 73-year-old gallery-commisioned artist who enjoys pretending to be doolally, reading and listening to music. He is creative and kind, but can also be very unfriendly and a bit stingy.

He is an Irish Jedi who defines himself as straight. He finished school and then left academia. He is allergic to hazelnuts.

Physically, Dick is in good shape. He is short with walnut skin, grey hair and blue eyes. He has a nasal kink.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.

He is currently married to Teagan Tara Hunt. Teagan is the same age as him and works as a train robber.

Dick’s best friend is a gallery-commisioned artist called Floyd Reynolds. They get on well most of the time. They enjoy attending museums together.